Only five days left to take advantage of this offer! My friends think I’m crazy for offering this, but…
I know, I hate hearing that too. What am I supposed to think, “He’s mentally deficient, so let me take advantage of him”? It’s the used car salesman line delivered by writers.
“Prices so low I must be INSAAAANNNEEEE!!!!”
I guess if you learn how to do that growl and don’t make it either selling writing courses or used cars, you could always be a wrestler.
I haven’t watched wrestling since Andre died. Just saying.
Anyway, five days of NanoWrimo left. If you haven’t written the big dramatic ending with the hockey stick duel on the edge of the erupting volcano, this is the time to do it!