Every three weeks, I get an offer from people to take a seminar on how to blog as a writer. It’s usually expensive, and my thought is… if I’m going to do it, it’s probably going to be Platform University by Michael Hyatt, because he gives you a million things.
But then I get cheat and lazy and think to myself, You know, I don’t need to pay money to figure out this blogging thing. I guess. Maybe. But then that explains why I get like 15 visitors and they get 15,000! But I’m cheap, so…
It seems to me a lot of these experts try to get you to pick a random number 
(“7…) a task (“Ways you’ve been…”) and a condition that provokes you (“poisoned by alien plumbers”)
Flowchart it.
Intro, x number of words.
Bulleted list
conclusion, with cautionary statement that there may be more ways, or these may not apply to your situation. But those Alien plumbers are poisoning you for sure!
Concluding question…
“In what ways have alien plumbers been poisoning you? discuss.”
And 10,000 people begin talking about implants inside their nose.
My readership should be BOOMING, now!
There you go. i’m sure that’s what the $199 seminar’s are going to teach you.
Send me twenty bucks, and think of what a bargain you just got.
